Quizzes & Puzzles43 mins ago
What Is Your Title?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I’m a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I’m a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I’m a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I’m a WIFE...Wash, Iron, flump, Etc."
A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"
The second guy says "I’m a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I’m a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I’m a WIFE...Wash, Iron, flump, Etc."
A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"
Answers
LOL! that is very good, bi.......er marval
14:25 Sun 19th May 2013