Good & Bad...
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.
The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
The frog asks for the good news first.
The fortune teller says, “You are going to meet a pretty girl who is going to want to know all about you.”
“Great,” says the frog. “What’s the bad news?”
“The bad news is you’re going to meet her in a biology class.” replies the fortune