Tongue Twisters.

[Spoonboy]

What is the one tongue twister you like?

Besides the peasant plucker, I much like "Polish it behind the door" said three times quickly.

What's yours? And thanks in advance.

[cupid04]

chase a bug around a tree. [you have to say it fast]

[Spoonboy]

Very good, cupid :-))

[cupid04]

It was the first rude joke my mother told me. Well everything's rude when you're about 9!

[Spoonboy]

Too true. But it's been that long since I was nine, I suppose I ought to forget it somewhere along the way. Or just remain being 5 :))

[puternut]

The 'tree' one followed by - I'm after his blood, he knows I am.

Again swearing is exciting when you're 9

[maggiebee]

My grandaughter thinks "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood". She's 8 and giggles as she never can get it quite right.

[Marijn]

The last bit is this. . . "I'll have his blood, he knows I will" So that it sounds like "I'll have his bloody nose, I will"

[Canary42]

I didn't know they plucked peasants !

[Spoonboy]

Yes canary...

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants, 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

Say it fast three times, if you can get that far before you end up swearing. Thanks all so far.

[carrust]

1 smart fellow he felt smart, 2 smart fellows they felt smart....say it quickly.

[Canary42]

The "h" makes all the difference :)

[Spoonboy]

Equally very good, carrust; you do not want to be around those fellows too quickly.

[stocksman]

Maggiebee. Does she only get that short version, or the whole thing?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and we know that awoodchuck could, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if awoodchuck could chuck wood?

[excelsior-1]

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

[excelsior-1]

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

[cupid04]

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy
was he?


If two witches were watching two watches
Which witch would watch which watch?

[Sam1960]

red lorry yellow lorry, can't say it slowly never mind quickly !!

[Answerprancer]

I rattled my bottles in Rollux's yard.

[excelsior-1]

be careful with this one

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