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carrust | 15:19 Fri 24th May 2013 | Jokes
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....just rung up the amputee help line & got cut-off...
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You are out on a limb here
15:20 Fri 24th May 2013
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I've been kept at arms length
15:21 Fri 24th May 2013
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That must be handy
15:22 Fri 24th May 2013
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Are you legless when you post these jokes carrust :-)
15:23 Fri 24th May 2013
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leave him alone he's armless
15:25 Fri 24th May 2013
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I'm on an expensive internet joke site, it's cost me an arm & a leg:-)
15:26 Fri 24th May 2013
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Just toe the line
15:26 Fri 24th May 2013
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Its prosthetic.
15:27 Fri 24th May 2013
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I'd give that site the elbow
15:27 Fri 24th May 2013
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well, I won't foot the bill
15:27 Fri 24th May 2013
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You lot will be having your necks on the block...
15:29 Fri 24th May 2013
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i am prepared to wrist that
15:29 Fri 24th May 2013
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You wouldn't have a leg to stand on!
16:47 Fri 24th May 2013
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I can't really be arsed keeping this going.
16:50 Fri 24th May 2013

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