Who Needs A Doctor?

[marval]

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."


A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"

The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"

"No, I drove here."


A little girl’s father was confined to his bed with influenza and his wife had been very busy sterilizing all his dishes.
"Why do you do that, Mummy?" asked the little girl.

“Because dear, Daddy has germs and the germs get on the dishes he uses. I boil the dishes and that kills the germs."

The little girl reflected a moment or two and then said, “Mummy, why not boil Daddy and get rid of the germs all at once?"


A woman was in her psychiatrist's office, terribly upset after a bad dream.

"Now", soothed the psychiatrist, "tell me about this dream you had."

"Well," said the lady, "I dreamed I was walking down the street with nothing on but a hat."

"And, were you embarrassed?"

"Yes I was. It was last year's hat!"


Due to a mix-up in Urology, orange juice will not be on the hospital menu this morning.

[cupid04]

Lol! the hat one's my favourite.

[excelsior-1]

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