A Man Goes To See The Doctor.

[cupid04]

A man with a frog on his head goes to see the doctor.
Doctor says 'How on earth did that happen?' Frog says
'I have no idea. He started out as a wart on my arse.'

[shoota]

That Wharts gets everywhere, eh, Cupes?

[cupid04]

Oh dear, I hope he's not offended, lol!x

[Wharton]

Hi cupid pal x.
Watch it shoota :-)

[cupid04]

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

[cupid04]

That wasn't meant to be here^^

[Wharton]

Black guy goes into pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
Barman says "That's a beauty, where did you get it?"
Parrot says "Africa".

[cupid04]

see what you made me do, creeping up on me like that, lol!

[cupid04]

A ghost walks into a pub
and the barman says sorry mate we don't serve spirits!