A Man And His Wife...

[excelsior-1]

.. A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
“Living Will”

The man said "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

[marval]

Well he asked for it.