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A blonde went to a computer shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at the sales person.
She told the salesman, "You have cheated me. I cannot transfer a file from my previous laptop."
Salesman: "Madam, can you please try it in front of me."
This is what she did:
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected the CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option. The salesman fainted.
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have twins.”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to chemist and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
She told the salesman, "You have cheated me. I cannot transfer a file from my previous laptop."
Salesman: "Madam, can you please try it in front of me."
This is what she did:
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected the CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option. The salesman fainted.
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have twins.”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to chemist and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
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