D.l.t. ?

[Jemisa]

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and says "I want a tattoo of ELVIS on the inside of my right thigh."

The artist says "No Problem, get undressed and lay on the table." When he is done, he says "So, what do you think?"

She replies," That doesn't look like ELVIS at all! I want you to do it over on the inside of my left thigh" The artist agrees and when finished, asks for her to appraise his work. "DAMMIT,..not only does that not look like ELVIS, it looks just like the tattoo on my other thigh!"

Calmly the artist asks her if she would like a second opinion and he walks outside and grabs the first person he sees...a drunk. He brings him back inside, shoves his face between her legs and says, "I want you to look at these two tattoos and tell me who it is?" The drunk looks at one tattoo, then the other, and exclaims, "Well...I don't know about the twins, but that's DAVE LEE-TRAVIS in the middle!"

[excelsior-1]

eeech!

[craft1948]

hahahaha................

[Old_Geezer]

Oh right, you meant 'a picture of'. I read it and assumed she wanted the name in letters. Took a while to work it out. (Especially as some of the letters in Dave Lee Travis are an anagram of Elvis !)

[Baldric]

Lol!
Good one

[MichaelZZ]

Reminds me of the story of the bloke who is a keen lepidopterist - or even butterfly collector. For his birthday prezzie his wife goes to a tattooist and asks for a pair of butterflies to be tattooed on her buttocks. The tattooist says, "Sorry luv. I'm not very good at butterflies. Can I do bees instead?"
She replied,"By all means my good man. Please go ahead."
Come bedtime, the wife peeled orf her undercrackins and bent forward, showing her newly decorated bumcheeks and said, "Happy Birthday darling! What do you think of that then?" To which hubby replied, "Oh very nice, I'm sure! Who's Bob?"

[Jemisa]

OG Glad you worked it out in the end.

Michael, My BA award to you. LOL.

jem

[tonyav]

Bid LOL, Jem.