Oh To Be Young....

[Jemisa]

Oh, to be young again**********************************

A man walks into a Chemists with his 8-year-old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men
use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks,
"Why are there three in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are
these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March."

[excelsior-1]

brilliant

must go now, to buy a 12 pack

[Jemisa]

Stop bragging excel you know you'll only play water bombs with 'em...

jem