Black Eye...

[Jemisa]

A lady stumbles into a police station with a black eye.
She claims she heard a noise in her back garden and went to investigate.

The next thing she knows, she tells the desk sergeant, she is hit in the eye
and knocked out cold. The sergeant dispatches a police officer to her house
to investigate, and he returns an hour and a half later -- with a black eye.
"Did you get hit by the same person?" the sergeant asks.

"No," says the policeman. "I stepped on the same rake."

[excelsior-1]

well, that's one in the eye for him

[Svejk]

Hoe-hoe