A Barman Says 'sorry, We Don't Serve Tachyons In Here'.

AndiFlatland | 12:34 Mon 10th Jun 2013 | Jokes

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A tachyon walks into a bar.

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I suppose you're all frantically searching on Google to find out what a tachyon is.

baza

no I'm not, just waiting for someone else to look it up.

Clanad

No, and I... knew what it's supposed to be; a virtual particle that's able to travel faster than the speed of light ... however, to this non-mathmatician, there's a fatal flaw in the equation ( E = m[1−(v/c)²]−½ ) that produces the possibility and that's the E[i as proposed is imaginary...because Tachyons would have a velocity [i]v] greater than (>) c... but I get the joke!

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baza: They already did, tomorrow

Clanad: Love it when you talk dirty!

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