Which One?

[marval]

Man walks into a library and asks for a book on ice-cream.

Librarian says, "Which one? We've got hundreds and thousands."

[tonyav]

I thought that there were only 99.

[cupid04]

Just one cornetto, give it to me!

[marval]

All I know is the banana split.

[RATTER15]

Lol

I knew a guy that went into the library and asked for a book of innuendo's, so the librarian took him up the back passage and give him one.

[marval]

lol @ Ratter

[marval]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.
The librarian says;

[marval]

A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."

[Quoi]

Chap goes into a library and asks for a book on customer service and the librarian says shut up and wait your turn.