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[Jemisa]

A Pole, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding
where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys.
With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free
Guiness."
The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with
every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table."

The Pole said "That sounds fine but if we go to Kowalski's we drink
for free all night and then go out into the car park and get laid."
"That sounds too good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you
actually been there?"
"No," the Pole replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

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