The Doctors Receptionist.

[EDDIE51]

An old man walks up to the doctors receptionist , a young girl just starting in her first job, and says '' I need to see the doctor about my penis'' An older receptionist hears him and rushes over to tell him off .
'' Don't say things like that to such a young girl'' she admonishes '' if you need to see a doctor about something like that , say it is about your ear so she won't be embarrassed''
Stunned, the guy starts again '' I want to see the doctor about my ear'' he tells the young girl. ''What's wrong with it?'' asks the young lass.
He replies ''Well, it hurts when I p!ss through it''

( yes this was prompted by the thread in 'Family' at present the

[maggiebee]

Nearly p*ssed myself at that one Eddie

[Jeza]

lol