Barb-I-Q

[Jemisa]

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your @rse is getting really big. I bet your @rse is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a tape measure and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your @rse is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@rse grill for one little chipolatta?


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[excelsior-1]

very good

she's not about to meat his demands