Naughty Double Liners...

[Jemisa]

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can p*ss and moan at the same time.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A bloke will actually search for a golf ball

Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "It might take me a while to get hard I just got laid last night."

Q: What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
A: He keeps coming and coming and coming...

Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

[tonyav]

LOL, love e'm, Jem. except for the first one lol.

[jim360]

Three words to ruin a woman's ego: I can't tell.

[marval]

HaHa