On Arriving Home....

[cupid04]

A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining-table
set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a
bottle of champagne on ice.
He walks into the kitchen to find his wife cooking a slap-up meal.
Best of all, she's wearing nothing but an apron.
'This is a surprise,' the husband gasps. 'Damn right it is!'
his wife shrieks, spinning round. 'I wasn't expecting you back
until tomorrow night.'

[excelsior-1]

oh yes.

[grasscarp]

Reminds me of - What 3 words do you not want to hear during lovemaking?
"Honey I'm home"

[cupid04]

Lol, grasscarp!

[marval]

lol to both