Superpower Meeting

Quoi | 08:45 Thu 11th Jul 2013 | Jokes

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Superman and Batman met for the first time.

To start with it went well...

'That cape suits you well my friend'. said Superman

'Thanks' said Batman 'you're looking pretty good yourself'

It didnt last long....

Inevitably the conversation quickly came down to who was the best.

'My powers are far superior to yours' said Superman, 'I can fly and I dont need a rope'

'So what', Batman replied. 'I have a batcopter if I need one'.

'Can you even drive a car in that costume'? Batman asked sarcastically.

It got worse....

Superman said, 'I can fly through space to other planets' to which Batman replied, 'There's no need for that because I fight crime here on earth to keep the humans from harming each other'.

Batman then pointed out how useless Superman was when there was kryptonite around.

Superman said Batman was too easy to capture and tie up.

Then it got dirty...

Superman said 'I tackle more powerful enemies and I don't need a sidekick'.

Batman said 'at least I have friends'

'but not a proper girlfriend' said Superman, grinning

It was looking like it was going to get nasty. very nasty....

but just as it was about to kick off........

mum shouted, come on boys, it's tea time!