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Jemisa | 14:21 Sat 13th Jul 2013 | Jokes
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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.
" She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing.
Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
" Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realised I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

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hehehehehe :-) another good one Jem x :-D
14:25 Sat 13th Jul 2013
LOL, good one Jem
hehehehehe :-)

another good one Jem x :-D
Lol!


conjures up a very interesting image

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