First Time In The Uk.

[Jemisa]

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the UK visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given £50.45p with a typical "service" smile and "Enjoy your holiday sir" The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with another wad of Rupees.

He handed the same cashier 100,000Rps and put his handout for his £50.45, instead he received £48.78p. He questiond bitterly Ooh! vy less !!??" Where upon the cashier replied"Fluctuations!"He screamed back "FLUCK YOU , BRITISH TOO!" I'm going back to Delhi!!!

[Svejk]

Haha. Very good, jem. :-))

[excelsior-1]

oh yes!

[andy-hughes]

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