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excelsior-1 | 21:08 Mon 22nd Jul 2013 | Jokes
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....always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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You get a big smack from the cat as it goes past, I can vouch for that.
By the time you've managed to strap the toast on the cat there won't be much butter left on it.
The can lands battered side down.
You end up in A&E
The cat lands on its feet -- after all, if the toast is strapped to the cat's back securely enough then it will never "land".
dibs I'm not the one to try it
The can? I must have been thinking of cat food.
lol boxy. I guess that the cat will land on it's feet the toast will have swung round to the front of the cat and the cat will lick the butter off.
You get reported to the RSPCA

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