Never Got Started...
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. "So, how'd it go, Harry?" asked George.
"Terrible," admitted Harry. "The moment we got back to her place the phone started ringing. There must have been fifteen calls from blokes wanting to ask her out. It never stopped, and we never got started."
George tried to comfort him. "It could have been worse, Harry. After all, an attractive young woman's allowed to have her number in the phone book, now isn't she?"
Yes, said Harry, but you'd think she'd draw the line having it put in the 'Yellow Pages'''