Soldiers

[marval]

A large group of English soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a French voice call from behind a sand dune. "One French Army soldier is better than ten English."

The English commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One French Army soldier is better than fifty English."

Furious, the English commander sends his next best 50 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The French voice calls out again "One French Army soldier is better than one hundred English."

The enraged English Commander musters one hundred of his best fighters and sends then across the dune. Gunfire, grenades, machine gun fire, rockets, etc. ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded English fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his Commander, "Don't send anymore men, it’s a trap...there's two of them!"

[Jemisa]

Thats just not Cricket now is it?

Jem