Upset Blonde

[marval]

A blonde woman went to see a Doctor, complaining of an upset stomach.

The Doctor asked, "What did you have for dinner last night?"

"Oysters," she replied.

"Were the oysters fresh?" asked the doctor.

"How should I know?" said the lady.

"Well," asked the doctor, "couldn't you tell when you took off the shells?"

"Oh my god," gasped the lady. "Are you supposed to take off the shells?"

[cupid04]

Shell never do that again, lol!

[craft1948]

I used to be married to a blond man, he'd probably have done that............