Cameron and Clegg are on a plane. Cameron looked at Clegg, chuckled and said "You know I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody happy." Clegg shrugged his shoulders and replied "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people happy."
Hearing their exchange the pilot said to his co-pilot "Such big shots. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 30 million people ecstatic."