Man In Pub

[slinky.kate]

what does a man who walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm say ?
'pint please,and one for the road'

[cupid04]

Lol!

[marval]

HaHa

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the barman for a beer. ‘I can’t serve you,’ says the barman. ‘You’re bard!’

[stewey]

"Vincent, old chap, what a marvelous painter you are: may I buy you a beer?"
"No thanks, stewey; I've got one 'ere."

[cupid04]

Spock had three, one on each side of his face and the final frontier!

[berniecuddles]

Skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"

[stewey]

I'll have to use that one, cupid04.

[cupid04]

a ghost walked into a pub and the barman said sorry we don't serve spirits.

[marval]

A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him.

[flump1]

Two blondes walk into a bar.....you would have thought the first one would have seen it...

[berniecuddles]

This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face...

[marval]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”

[berniecuddles]

and finally from me!

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

[marval]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

[yansee]

Man walks into a bar "OUCH" it was an iron bar.

[murraymints]

Pingwing walks into a bar..have you seen my brother ?
No...don't think so what does he look like ?