Reincarnation

[frugalfred]

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would
like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."

[bookbinder]

When are you due at the divorce court, fred?

[excelsior-1]

hmmm .... reincarnation

i refuse to come back as a tin of milk for anybody