A Young Businessman.....

[excelsior-1]

... had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I"ve come to activate your phone lines."

[Psybbo]

Good one, welcome home x

[jim360]

Drat.

[cupid04]

Doh! lol! Hope you're feeling less sad, excel.x