Best Friends...

[Jemisa]

Every night before she went out on a date, the young girl was told by her mother, "Remember, dear. When he tries to touch you a certain way, a girl's best friends are her legs."

Much to her mother's dismay however, several weeks later her daughter announced that she was pregnant.

"What! How did it happen? Didn't I tell you that a girl's best friends are her legs?"

"You did mother, but there comes a time when even best friends must part

."