Little Girls...

[Jemisa]

An honest seven-year-old, admitted calmly to her parents, that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother, "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her four-year-old daughter. On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart', thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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A little girl asked her mum, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mum replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way
to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

[cupid04]

Liked them all, but the second one tickled me most!

[Jemisa]

Me too cupid. :)

JEM.

[belrec]

the first one reminds of my girl who is 7 :-)

[AlwaysConfused]

Love the last one. Spot on! Church is just a pre-roast dinner kip!

At work, when people are becoming a little noisy, I often say 'can you quieten down a little, some of us are trying to sleep'

[marval]

I like them