Bit Naughty But Hey-Ho!!

[berniecuddles]

A little girl cuts her hand on a rose bush in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.

"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.

"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.

"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

[SlackAlice]

naughty step, NOW!

☺☺☺☺

[berniecuddles]

lol i'm bad

[Sqad]

LOL

[shoota]

Rumpy scrumpy perhaps?

[frugalfred]

Prefers a strong beau?

[Svejk]

Lol, you're getting worse, Bernie.

[berniecuddles]

thx svejk that means a lot lol

[slinky.kate]

'I don't like cider'

[maggiebee]

Ooooohhh you are awful - but I like you!

[tonyav]

LOL, very good bernie.

[jno]

doesn't make sense.

She wouldn't say "I want it inside her", would she.

4/10 for effort.

[Bbbananas]

Tut

[cupid04]

Lol!

[tonyav]

Oh well, there's always one.

[jno]

2/10 tonyav, for cheek.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

Tut Tut now there's two

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^^^

[Psybbo]

Bernie, you know us too well, big LOL

[cupid04]

BIGGER LOL!