Just Heard On R5

[bibblebub]

I fancied eating some German sausage but, knowing my stomach, I feared the wurst.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

Edith Piaf brought out a book about how she cooked without using dressings, it was called Je Ne Vinaigrette Rien.

I took a vegetable to the library. It was a turnip for the books.

[Jemisa]

5 Groans.with a smile. :)

jem

[Canary42]

And the butcher's female assistant who did the same thing - Disaster.