I'll Never Eat There Again

[excelsior-1]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my wind with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...


.....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.