Motoring1 min ago
On The Buses!
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Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub.
Mick says to Paddy, "I can't be bothered to walk all that way."
"I know," says Paddy, "but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home."
"We could steal a bus from the depot," Mick suggests.
They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, "Paddy, what are you doing? Have you not found one yet?"
Paddy shouts back, "I cant find a No. 91"
"Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout."
Mick says to Paddy, "I can't be bothered to walk all that way."
"I know," says Paddy, "but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home."
"We could steal a bus from the depot," Mick suggests.
They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, "Paddy, what are you doing? Have you not found one yet?"
Paddy shouts back, "I cant find a No. 91"
"Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout."
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