Women Are Like... (You Asked For This, Cupid)

[excelsior-1]

oh s***, i cannot think of anything :-/

[cupid04]

That's cos we're perfect!xx

[bibblebub]

women are like a big bottle of wine - go down quicker the more they're drunk

[frugalfred]

There ain't nothing like a dame...

[excelsior-1]

...nothing you can name

[frugalfred]

Some kind of charm you seem to find, in womankind,
Some source of unexplained delight, unless you're jesting.
But what attracts you, I confess I cannot guess -
To me a woman's face is quite uninteresting.

[flump1]

Women are like fine wine, more expensive the older they get .

[mickthemuppe]

Women should be like a piano
They are grand when their not upright