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Four guys are fishing one day.
The first guy caught a 2-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a kidney surgeon and when I remove kidneys I keep the leftovers to use as bait."
The second guy caught a 4-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a liposuction surgeon and I always keep the leftover fat to use as bait."
The third guy caught a 20-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses.
The guy said, "I am a plastic surgeon and always keep leftover noses to use as bait."
The fourth caught a 100-pound whopper. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of doctor he was.
He replied "I'm not a doctor - I'm a Rabbi."
The first guy caught a 2-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a kidney surgeon and when I remove kidneys I keep the leftovers to use as bait."
The second guy caught a 4-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a liposuction surgeon and I always keep the leftover fat to use as bait."
The third guy caught a 20-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses.
The guy said, "I am a plastic surgeon and always keep leftover noses to use as bait."
The fourth caught a 100-pound whopper. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of doctor he was.
He replied "I'm not a doctor - I'm a Rabbi."
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lol did he really catch a 100 pounder, or was the evidence just circumstanti
16:22 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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