Types Of Orgasm

[marval]

There Are At Least Eight types of orgasm for a woman.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes.

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.

4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.

6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you.

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Deeper.. . Go Deeper.

[EDDIE51]

First lady '' do you know what your @rsehole does when you orgasm?''
Second lady'' I don't know he is always down the pub''

[pixie373]

9. (to the kids)- "WILL YOU GO BACK TO BED!"

[EDDIE51]

A young lad says to his dad '' You know you told us that we go to heaven with God and Jesus when we die?''
''Yes son, what about it?'' asks Dad.
''Well'' says the son '' Mum almost died this morning, she was making a terrible groaning noise and then she shouted ' God Jesus I'm coming' . Its a good job the milkman was on top holding her down or she would have gone to''

[Quoi]

and not forgetting

10. The inaccurate - OW!

[marval]

The Answerbank - Oh Ed Oh Ed Oh Ed