It's Hard

[marval]

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his *** was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years.

He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous ***.

"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we ought to do with it?"

With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."

[cupid04]

pmsl!!!

[tonyav]

I would have thought that she would given it an hand wash for him, marval !.

[tonyav]

And then a errrrrrrm a blow dry !.

[Psybbo]

I knew I'd find the two of you here!
LOL Marval

[cupid04]

perhaps she didn't have a cheese grater handy!

[tonyav]

Ohhhhhhhh, wince wince.

[cupid04]

As long as you keep your winkle clean your safe Tone!!!!!

[tonyav]

Pristine, cupid !.

[marval]

I have suddenly gone off sausages.

[tonyav]

Well you could have meat balls instead, marval !.

[marval]

Meat balls? will have to think about that tony.

[frugalfred]

She obviously wasn't a scrubber!

[Quoi]

"An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his *** was as hard as a rock ......

......so she sliced the top off to see if it had 'blackpool' written through it.

[frugalfred]

Blackpool? Surely you mean "Cockermouth"?