Identify The Body

[davetuc]

I was asked by the police to come down to the station to try and identify what they thought was my girlfriend's body. They pulled back the sheet to reveal her face. 'I can't be sure, can I see more?' So they pulled the sheet down to reveal beautiful round breasts. 'Still not sure, can I see more?' So they pulled the sheet completely away to reveal a nicely trimmed bush. 'It's not her' I said, 'My girlfriend's not black!'

[Sqad]

LOL...excellent......LOL

[frugalfred]

Colour-blind, are you?

[frugalfred]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423344/Police-officer-accused-uncovering-Whitney-Houstons-dead-body-saying-looks-good-age-current-state-complaint-fellow-cop.html

[frugalfred]

^Truth is stranger than fiction....