My Yorkshire Girl !

[dnadin0]

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.


The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes put away.

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

I married a girl from Yorkshire . I ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table every day. The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything - but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, I could see a little out of my left eye and his arm was healed enough that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


I still has some difficulty when I urinate.

[mallyh]

lol .

[Zacs-Master]

Eee, thas about reet there tha knoes.

[tamborine]

We bobbit - lol

[Baldric]

///and his arm was healed enough that I could fix///

why did you need his arm to fix yourself a sandwich?

[Zacs-Master]

Balders, the joke has obviously been 'translated' from 3rd person to 1st and the translator missed this required change.

[leahbee]

I really did laugh out loud. Thanks.
Is there any way that I could pass this on through e-mail?

[Zacs-Master]

Just copy it from here and paste it into an email.

[marval]

lol

[frugalfred]

You aren't Wally Batty, are you?