Paddy's In Jail

[bhg481]

Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

"What on earth you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself" Paddy replies.

"It should be around your neck" says the Guard.

"I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".

[bookbinder]

I like this one a bit better than the dog one, although that's quite good.

[cupid04]

I heard it was paddy had a boil on his neck!