Golf.

[cupid04]

A woman decides to have golfing lessons so she can tee off with her
golf mad husband. On the driving range the pro says: 'You're gripping the
club too hard. Hold it gently like you would your husband's penis.' The wife
follows thee advice and sends the ball down the fairway. 'Better than I
expected,' the pro says. 'Now take the club out of your mouth and hold it
in your hands.'

[excelsior-1]

i'd have to go a fairway to beat that one - well done cupid


(by the way, you won the caption competition today)

[cupid04]

Thank's excel, that's 3 I've won. Peeps might start to suspect a bit of favouritism, lol!xx