Christmas In The Good Old Days
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Miserable!
A man is miserable with his 25 inch willy - it's so big no woman will sleep
with him. His doctor can't help, so he goes to a witch. She tells him about a frog that lives in a forest. 'Ask the frog to marry you,' she says. 'Each time
it says no, your penis will shrink by five inches.' The man finds the frog sitting on a log. 'Will you marry me?' he asks. 'No', the frog says. Instantly
the man's willy shrinks by five inches. So he asks the frog again: 'Will you
marry me?' 'No' it snaps back irritably. The man's penis is now fifteen inches. He asks again: 'Will you marry me?' 'How many times do I have to tell you?' the frog croaks. 'No, no, no!'
with him. His doctor can't help, so he goes to a witch. She tells him about a frog that lives in a forest. 'Ask the frog to marry you,' she says. 'Each time
it says no, your penis will shrink by five inches.' The man finds the frog sitting on a log. 'Will you marry me?' he asks. 'No', the frog says. Instantly
the man's willy shrinks by five inches. So he asks the frog again: 'Will you
marry me?' 'No' it snaps back irritably. The man's penis is now fifteen inches. He asks again: 'Will you marry me?' 'How many times do I have to tell you?' the frog croaks. 'No, no, no!'
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Reminds me of the 'oral sex frog' joke
A woman sees a sign in the pet shop ' Oral Sex frog,£100'
She asks the shopkeeper what it is about and he tells her '' You lie on the bed and put the frog 'down there' and it gives you oral sex.
She pays the £100 and take the frog home, strips off , lies in bed and puts the frog between her legs. It does absolutely nothing, So she rings the shop to complain. The shop keeper says '' OK, I know what is wrong I will come round and sort it out''
The shop keeper arrives and he tells her to strip off again and lie on the bed with her legs open. She does as he says, the man looks at the frog and says to it ''Now look closely, this is the last time I show you how to do this!''
A woman sees a sign in the pet shop ' Oral Sex frog,£100'
She asks the shopkeeper what it is about and he tells her '' You lie on the bed and put the frog 'down there' and it gives you oral sex.
She pays the £100 and take the frog home, strips off , lies in bed and puts the frog between her legs. It does absolutely nothing, So she rings the shop to complain. The shop keeper says '' OK, I know what is wrong I will come round and sort it out''
The shop keeper arrives and he tells her to strip off again and lie on the bed with her legs open. She does as he says, the man looks at the frog and says to it ''Now look closely, this is the last time I show you how to do this!''
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