Families

[marval]

An usher at the entrance to the synagogue stopped Sadie.

The usher asked, "Are you a friend of the bride?"

Sadie quickly relied, "No, of course not. I am the groom's mother."


A young son said: Dad, did you know Mummy thinks you're perfect?

Father: She does? Wow! How do you know?

Young son: I heard her say it to Mrs. Smith.

Father: When was that?

Young son: Just before she used the word idiot.


Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million pounds.

To my son Barry, I leave my Daimler and the Jaguar.

To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and £250,000.

And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."


A son was filling up the form with Dad's help.

He came across a question, "What is your Mother tongue."

He asked his Dad, "What should I write here, Dad?"


And Dad responded, "Very long."