Three men are chatting over a pint. 'So what's your biggest achievement?'
the first guy asks his mates. 'Well....' the second man says thoughtfully. 'My
willy was in the Book of world records last year.' The first guy is seriously
impressed, but asks: 'can you verify this?' 'I can' the third man pipes up.
'His willy was in the Book of World records - until the librarian kicked him out of the library....'