Mother In Law.

[penelope2]

The wife phoned me today and said "You'd better come to the hospital, my mother hasn't got long to live, she could be dead by tomorrow".
I replied "But Man U are playing Man City and it's on tv".
She said "Record it and watch it later".
You should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital with a camcorder and tripod!

[excelsior-1]

ha ha ha ha

[frugalfred]

High Deathinition, I guess.