Five Dates

[marval]

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a long period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."


A woman confided to her girlfriend, "My ex-husband wants to marry me again."

The friend said, "How flattering."

The woman replied, "Not really. I think he's after the money I married him for."


Jim: So your blind date had measurements of 39-23-35?

Jeff: That's right. It's just too bad they weren't in that order.


A man is taking a woman home after their first date.

When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.

"Absolutely not", the woman says. "I never ask a guy to come in on the first date."

"All right then", the man replies, "how about on the last date?"


A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased some refreshments and showed his date to her seat.

Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on the man's lap.

Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this is getting you excited, too.

But how come it's so cold?"

"Because that’s my lolly you’re holding!" the man replied.

[maggiebee]

Some good chuckles there marval.

[cupid04]

Is lolly a euphemism for w***y?

[marval]

No Cupid, she meant to hold his w***y, but grabbed his lollipop instead.

[tonyav]

Yes. Mabe !.
Very good, marval.

[cupid04]

Doh, lol, I hope I know the difference in the dark!

[pixie373]

Tastes different, cupid.

[tonyav]

Well one is warm and the other is freezing cold !, cupes.