Keep Your Mouth Shut

[Woodsz]

A man is walking behind his wife and says,"Baby, your arse is getting so
fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps
walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says; "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small
load.You'll have to hand wash it!"

[Psybbo]

Fair dos, lol

[Caribeing]

I bet he needed comfort!

[Tilly2]

She could have done a cool wash.

[marval]

I would have wrung it dry afterwards.

[tonyav]

Hope she doesn't wring it out for him !.

[Psybbo]

She should put it through the mangle!

[tonyav]

Cringe.

[excelsior-1]

'surf' him right

[askyourgran]

No Comfort there!

[frugalfred]

And thus did she deter gent.

[jd_1984]

Lol