In Bed

[marval]

Two old women were sitting on a bench talking.

One asked the other.

"How's your husband holding up in bed these days?"

The second old woman replied, "He makes me feel like an exercise bike."

"How's that?"

"He climbs on and starts pumping away, but we never get anywhere."

[Captin Kirk]

Get off Answerbank Mrs K.

[frugalfred]

I exploded with such mirth, my lower denture flew out and hit the dog lying on the hearth!

[excelsior-1]

LOL - - - keep peddling the jokes, marval

[DTCwordfan]

Get a bike for three then........?

[tonyav]

Or one of those running machines, lots of puffing and panting but still get nowhere !.

[Psybbo]

teehee

[shoota]

Was it a mounting bike?

[tonyav]

LOL.

[shoota]

Or a Be My eX?

[tonyav]

Well his Chopper isn't a lot of good, shoota.

[Psybbo]

Marval, you've attracted a lot of men here!

[shoota]

My eX used to say 'No, I'm on my cycle - get on yours...'

[DaisyNonna]

Need to be in tandem

[marval]

Funny how the word bed brings the men in Psybbo.

[tonyav]

Doh.